Grifting_Lonesome_Widowers

You don't get to where I am without making a few enemies. I've had to climb over a lot of heads to reach the mountaintop. I'm referring, of course, to my 2021 win at the $2,500 No-Limit Deuce to Seven Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So yeah, I'm pretty good at poker.

Well, when people can't take you down a peg or two at the table, they're going to try to get you another way. That's me, though. It's the only way they'll get me, because I know when to hold'em and when to fold'em. So I wasn't surprised when I saw this message posted at me. No idea who this person is, but this pic is from the last 4th of July BBQ. That's me and the missus right there.

To be honest, I don't remember much about this day after this picture was taken. The Tito's was a-flowing and I had a couple-three mocktails on top of that. All I know is I checked my camera roll the next morning, and let's just say if there's even a chance that this person has any of the other pics then I'm scared. They might be airballing, but I can't go all in on that.

Get out there and prove this donkey's just clicking buttons with this bluff.

NOTE: Photo credit goes to David LaChapelle Recollections in America. CBIR will not help you.