SafuSol

Convinced that security is just a state of mind, Tony unveiled SafuSol—the "unhackable" Solana program that's so safe, he printed the private keys on his T-shirt for marketing flair. Bragging that he'd finally achieved bug-free code by copy-pasting from Stack Overflow at 3 a.m., Tony didn't realize he'd created a digital house of cards held together with chewing gum and sheer optimism.

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